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villainsgoleft: please contact me immediately it’s really really important
hotforphysics: There are bags under my eyes. Bags of money haaha later peasants
i’m a low maintenance kinda guy, and by low maintenance kinda guy, i mean a horse, gimme all your macintosh apples, lover.
i’ve been reading fic all day to keep me from hating myself, i think it’s working to some degree
gaymzee: what if gamzee and karkat were roommates and whenever gamzee brought tavros over they had really loud sex to piss off karkat
dictionaryofobscuresorrows: n. the moment you realize that you’re currently happy—consciously trying to savor the feeling—which prompts your intellect to identify it, pick it apart and put it in context, where it will slowly dissolve until it’s little more than an aftertaste.
softowl: why can we get pizza delivered in like 30 minutes but poutine is nowhere to be found yet another way this country has deeply failed its people
hot2trt: i am way too high on medicine for rude people of tumble right now, so i think i ‘m fuck off and read some porn and crank out some black sabbath peaxe out so i think i ‘m fuck off
rocketfists: hideway: wait why DO they call it 9GAG that never made any sense. It’s a German website, and nein is German for no. There are no gags. No jokes. Only sorrow.
excerpt from my Homestuck Fandom Overview
roachpatrol: So, what is Homestuck? Here’s the most common and least accurate summary you’re likely to get: it’s a story about four kids who play a magic videogame. To be more precise, Homestuck is a multimedia internet drama about thirty four teenagers spread across two sets of universes, all of them trapped together in convoluted chains of time, space and authorial fiat in an unending...
whatacrydonnie: whatacrydonnie: when you’re caught eating someone you’re not supposed to I JUST SAID SO MEONE INSTEAD OF SOMETHIGN OH MY G O D
things i am wholly grateful for; a dense population of long limbed and handsome olive-skinned boys at my highschool an equally healthy amount of fair young women in the same general area. things that continue to slay me; i am the boyfriend to none of these babes
if you draw tavros as tall or even taller than gamzee please hold on a moment while I get down on my knee to propose to you
orelpuppington: take me t t take me wanna be ur victim im ready for ur dingle
wow okay goodnight
joshishollywood: People really like to excuse their actions on the internet with “it’s just the internet” but quite frankly I think that the way that you act when you genuinely believe your actions are of no consequence says much, much more about you than you might be willing to reveal to others
zukuku: sometimes i think about the song rude boy by rihanna and the fact that not one but SEVEN people sat down and wrote the lyrics together. seven!!! seven people came up with this
nogwad: i hate the concept of horses
asscend: we’re reading the canterbury tales in english and one of the characters is named ‘the summoner’ and everytime they say it i can only picture the summoner from homestuck in my head it’s a bunch of pilgrims and then SUDDENLY a dude with 12 foot horns
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shem-q: I am sexually attracted to Barrie’s voice. put a ring on it
420theblog: blobertapuppington: terezi: goldmage: cthulhu: don’t call the crocker corporation what the fuck is wrong with you people it’s just a webcomic the batterwitch is not a real thing secondhand embarrassment at its finest. wait no please dont tell me people are actually doing it
terribleclaw: why cant everyoen be as nice as dante basco