tightbooty: i identify as wrestling gif
neyruto: reblog this for a chance to become a human sacrifice
guess who feels like shit
purvert: „ ＿ ／ ｀ ､ / ヽ / ● ● l l し | l ＿_ | ヽ＿ ___ノ ￣
friedegbert: WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO. we can leave your friends behind!
i love tavros a wholebunch wow what a perfect character i miss my baby
i love tavros?
demoncolbert: OH MY GOD i went into the bank and asked what day it was and the teller said “march 26th” so i asked “and the year?” and she kinda looked at me for a second before saying “2012”. i threw my hands up in the air and yelled “IT WORKED” before turning to leave. THEN AS I WAS JOGGING OUT OF THE BANK SOME OTHER DUDE CAME UP TO ME LIKE “HOLY CRAP, YOUR MACHINE WORKED TOO?” AND WE HIGH...
crowry: Read More omfg
okay um I guess I do have a nice ass, uh hey little fella, when did you get there?
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hey-egg-boy: hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear tell you something that you might like to hear swaggie
i think i need to change my about me page; the self-insert smut fic that ginger wrote and bright pink “Tavros Nitram’s number 1 boyfriend” sparkle text might be a tad off putting for some people……..
IM FUCKING CRYING WITH LAUGHTER GO TO THIS FUCKING... →
andante-: barrymanilowswinternightmare: weeaboo-chan: beardedbeardstache: motherfuckingfineasspussymobile: AND LISTEN TO THIS WHILE YOU’RE LOOKING HOLY FUCKINGC HRIST I AM GOING TO SHIT MY FUCKING SELF HOERS oh my ogodo fuck horse_ebooks the musical what the FUCk what a great gallery
i can’t stop eating baby cucumbers help
officerpapermouth: Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal transawareness: The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her. Please, if...
yOU SEEM LIKE, a REALLY NICE HORSE,–
Stranger: hELLO, You: hi tavros!! Stranger: hEY, }:) Stranger: dO i KNOW YOU, Stranger: sORRY, iT’S KIND OF HARD TO FIGURE OUT, wHO SOME PEOPLE ARE, oN THIS, You: no that is fine. computers are strange. and you probably do not know me You: i am a horse Stranger: oH, oKAY, [[MORE]]Stranger: wOW, Stranger: dO YOU HAVE HOOVES AND, iS IT HARD TO TYPE, Stranger: wITH THEM, i...
zukuku: SHE WEARS SHORT SHORTS IM RICK SANTORUm theres no punchline to this but every text post with the name “rick santorum” in it is sort of a joke anyway
ogremom: rick santorum is like if you took the feeling of when you sneeze in public and a huge ball of phlegm shoots out into your hand and you dont know if youre supposed to just stand there covering your drippy nose with your grody snot-palms or if you should wipe it on your jeans or something and turned that precise emotion into a human being
pregnantmermaid: like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist smh